In what remains
a delicious essay, the eminent (and dead) Economic Historian Carlo Cippola, a
man who earned his spurs contributing to our understanding of change over looooong
periods of time, postulated there were 5 basic laws of human stupidity. Brexit
makes his case perfectly.
Go read the
essay, seriously, it’s great and when you do think about law 1 “Always and
inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in
circulation.”. Yep, a majority of sensible adults didn’t actually
think England and Wales would be stupid enough to vote for Brexit.
Law 2 is kinda dull, but law 3 states
“A stupid person is a person who causes
losses to another person or to a group of persons while himself deriving no
gain and even possibly incurring losses.”
Yep in spades. In the UK, Wales probably
benefits the most from EU grants and funding than any other part of the not
going to be United for much longer Kingdom; and yet a majority of failed
Englishmen voted for Brexit, a thing that will cost us all plenty over the next
few years.
Or there are the rural areas that
proved disproportionately likely to vote for Brexit; do farmers actually think
the UK will subsidise them to the extent the EU does or that France, that
nation of sheep burning road blockaders, will let them have the same access to
European markets they currently enjoy? Face facts farmer barleymo it ain’t just
Welsh hill farmers hopped up on sheep dip that’ll be blowing their brains out
over the next few years.
Law 4 says “Non-stupid
people always underestimate the damaging power of stupid individuals. In
particular non-stupid people constantly forget that at all times and places and
under any circumstances to deal and/or associate with stupid people always
turns out to be a costly mistake.”
See above, see kinda anything to do
with Brexit basically or read some fool tweeting in his best I read the Daily
Express voice, about how this means his vacuum cleaner will no longer be
subject to EU laws and think does this plammff not realise yes it will
otherwise it won’t be acceptable in any EU markets?
Then there’s law 5 “A stupid person
is the most dangerous type of person.” – Yep. Brexit proves that in
spades the way it’s taken us back to death of Princess Diana territory, that
other time in living memory when a cretinous mob drunk on it’s own
self-rightous bile, ignorant indignation and fury at its limp impotence sought
to remake our nation in it’s own, ghastly image. Except, this time they
actually have.
S’funny. In the run up to the FIRST Scottish referendum, lots of Northern English people chatted about wanting Scotland
to take them in. Well, here’s one, updated, Scottish response, nah, fuck off ya
nasty wee xenophobic pricks. Don’t want your sort in here, cos we’re better
than that (and you).
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